Fun facts about me:

• My husband started calling me Lemur years ago, not long after we started dating. I can’t remember why, but I imagine it had something to do with my awkward dancing style 
• Lemurs occasionally have stink fights. No, really! “During a “stink fight,” males anoint their tails by rubbing the ends of their tails on the inside of their wrists and on their chests. They then arch their tails over their bodies and wave them at their opponent. The male toward which this is directed either responds with a display of his own, physical aggression, or flees.” (http://pin.primate.wisc.edu/factsheets/entry/ring-tailed_lemur/behav)             In honor of this, I once blamed a horrible fart on a 10 year old at a restaurant, who was then yelled at and grounded
• I have a very unhealthy obsession with Doctor Who
• I say fuck. A lot
• I welcome the zombie apocalypse, even though I do realize that I really lack any sort of useful post-apocalyptic skill set
• My strengths include day drinking, sarcasm, social awkwardness, a passive aggressive confrontation style and a general poor attitude
• My weaknesses include cardio and being an adult. I really suck at being an adult
• My dog is way cooler than I could ever hope to be
• I work well under constant supervision, cornered like a rat